Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Officially Licensed Sex Offender

File under "You can't make this shit up":


That's right, the local Sheriff has given me permission to be a Sex Offender for another year.

#WTF

2 comments:

  1. Well aren't you special! This is really absurd.

    Why do they need to offer you some certificate?

    Do they expect you to hang it on your wall?

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    1. They keep saying the registry is regulatory, instead of punitive. A "license" or "permit" makes sense in that context, but unlike any other regulatory scheme, I can't opt out if I no longer want to participate.

      For instance, fishing licenses are regulatory. However, if I don't want to fish anymore, I simply stop and don't get a license. The same applies to any other regulatory scheme you care to name - if I don't want to participate in the activity, I simply refrain from doing it, and don't buy a license that allows me to do it.

      I haven't been a sex offender for 25 years, and don't plan on being one in the future. So why do I still have to buy a license?

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